Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Sarah and Jimmy, no more

America's funniest half-Jewish couple have apparently called it quits after 5 years.

(Ed. note: An alert Heebonics reader pointed out that Kimmel is not Jewish after we'd posted he was. Oops. He is, in fact, part Italian and part German. Not Jewish at all. Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I can only imagine the shocked faces of millions of commuters as they opened their morning papers today, only to find out that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman - who have respectively shtupped Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in a war of video clips - when they read the couple was over.

Could it be that Affleck and Damon really were the "other guys"?

This news makes Iran's quest for the bomb seem small in comparison. What a world.

Here's the story from US Magazine.

I wonder if Silverman's JDate profile is back up.


Anonymous said...

He's not Jewish, try again

Blintzkrieg said...

Holy smokes! Well, when you're wrong, you're wrong. And boy, was I wrong. Kimmel ain't Jewish.

Thanks for letting me know, anonymous reader type person.